Ok, we get bored in the 'burbs some of these gray days. At the bank, the sour face of a middle-age woman (and then in Kroger...and then at the Y) inspired this rap. Why's everyone looking so miserable? Cheer up guys. It's not the end of the world.
Dah boom boom boom...
We drive da SUV
we on da cellphone constantly
Da moms of Powell
Da moms of Powell.
We like da blonde highlights
we stay inside at nights
we drink da wine
and wish we could go back in time
da moms of Powell
da moms of Powell
Kroger is our only store
we shop there more an' more
what we buy is instant trash
but we give dem all our cash
da moms of Powell
da moms of Powell
Da YMCA is our gym
we swim and stretch and spin
and when we finish wit da pain
we weigh and see what weight we gain
Da moms of Powell
Da moms of Powell
To da soccer we are slaves
to da dance class, gymboree and skate
we buy our children many ting
and ourselves dat diamond ring
but when the bank say cash is due
we look around for someone to sue!
da moms of Powell
da moms of Powell
Happy Christmas everyone. Don't spend more than you earn. Make cookies instead!
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